bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining
I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back.
i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin
I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while We in church
"Ellen Reads Her Chinese Viewers’ Names"
Ellen mispronounces Chinese people’s names and she and her audience laugh at them cuz it’s racistly funny apparently
Ellen uses “American” interchangeably with “English”, as in, the language.
At 2:30: "This one, they didn’t even try to do American, this is just Chinese."
The comments are turned off on this video, but how was this even cleared to be aired?? Fuck you Ellen. This isn’t the first time you’ve been racist on your show.
This is why you weaboos/koreaboos/white ppl CANNOT give yourself a “japanese” or "korean" or "chinese" name for yourself (or any name from a language and culture that’s not your own). Whites take our names as jokes and we’re mocked for it in real life and in the media.
We’re constantly othered, demeaned, and fetishized. Trash like you butcher our names and turn them into racist caricatures.
Our names are precious and beautiful and meaningful in ways you can’t begin to understand. Our names are carefully crafted together by our parents/family.
You trash don’t deserve to utter our names. Fuck you.
Okay I admit most of the things on this post are racist like the news thing, but the people laughing on Ellen were laughing because she can’t pronounce the names right like most people can’t it’s not her fault her audience laughed at her it wasn’t intentionally meant to be racist. Ellen is one of the nicest and funniest people around and her being a lesbian she obviously knows what it’s like to be discriminated against. Don’t blow up on Ellen for this because people do a lot worse than this.
"it wasn’t intentionally meant to be racist"
Kids Bop (Anaconda): My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done!
Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)
Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.
Someone actually wrote that on why givenchy didn’t cast models of color
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
I HATE HIM
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again
Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.
im gonna hire a barber surgeon to completely take care of my body
i get butterflies when i think about myself