richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

thatdudeemu:

sojetlife:

roxannemonologues:

I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back.

i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin

I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while We in church

rhydonmyhardon:

icedragonqueen:

windypicnic:

"Ellen Reads Her Chinese Viewers’ Names"

aka

Ellen mispronounces Chinese people’s names and she and her audience laugh at them cuz it’s racistly funny apparently

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Ellen uses “American” interchangeably with “English”, as in, the language.

At 2:30: "This one, they didn’t even try to do American, this is just Chinese."

The comments are turned off on this video, but how was this even cleared to be aired?? Fuck you Ellen. This isn’t the first time you’ve been racist on your show.

This is why you weaboos/koreaboos/white ppl CANNOT give yourself a “japanese” or "korean" or "chinese" name for yourself (or any name from a language and culture that’s not your own). Whites take our names as jokes and we’re mocked for it in real life and in the media. 

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We’re constantly othered, demeaned, and fetishized. Trash like you butcher our names and turn them into racist caricatures.

Our names are precious and beautiful and meaningful in ways you can’t begin to understand. Our names are carefully crafted together by our parents/family.

You trash don’t deserve to utter our names. Fuck you.

Okay I admit most of the things on this post are racist like the news thing, but the people laughing on Ellen were laughing because she can’t pronounce the names right like most people can’t it’s not her fault her audience laughed at her it wasn’t intentionally meant to be racist. Ellen is one of the nicest and funniest people around and her being a lesbian she obviously knows what it’s like to be discriminated against. Don’t blow up on Ellen for this because people do a lot worse than this.

"it wasn’t intentionally meant to be racist"

asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

dipsetflag:

revolutionary

dipsetflag:

revolutionary

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

amen69fashion:

Someone actually wrote that on why givenchy didn’t cast models of color

amen69fashion:

Someone actually wrote that on why givenchy didn’t cast models of color

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

should i open it

it was a dick and it was small

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

should i open it

it was a dick and it was small

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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rosaparking:

I HATE HIM

rosaparking:

I HATE HIM

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

speedlimit15:

im gonna hire a barber surgeon to completely take care of my body

speedlimit15:

im gonna hire a barber surgeon to completely take care of my body

h0odrich:

i get butterflies when i think about myself